don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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