There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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