is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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