it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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