you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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