A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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