Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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