why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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