Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she peed on how many people?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Randomize
