That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
