im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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