Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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