i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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