Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
only you would photoshop your dick
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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