so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
