; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Dick very happy bro
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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