Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello