Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means