how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.