yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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