If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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