I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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