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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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