Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Acid is not a monday night drug
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
