I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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