I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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