Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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