I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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