ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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