im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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