You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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