FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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