Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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