they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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