All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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