oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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