I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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