well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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