You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We don't watch enough power rangers
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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