Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
