So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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