Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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