i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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