I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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