actually, I'm a sock model
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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