There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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