windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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