i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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