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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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