Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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