I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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