My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
His nipple licking is glorious
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