And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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