the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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