I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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