When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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