In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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