hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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